Asking you?

Thank goodness, I think, that you like to listen to me. Otherwise, I am doing this blog for nothing. And so I decided today to ask you what about me interests you? People have never said that I lack for confidence but in asking you this, I might get my confidence shaken. But I still have faith that you will tell me.

 
I remember one day when I was doing readings at a psychic fair. It was right after I had come out of the psychic closet. My husband had just started fronting for me. What I mean by fronting is that he was setting my appointments and keeping me on time. I tend to go over when I am reading for others. So, I didn’t get many bathroom breaks. Also, I think that was my little power play where he was concerned in that he couldn’t keep me from going over.

 
Anyway this woman came in to the fair, walked over to my poor husband and in a very loud voice, announced, “Da Juana did a reading for me. I got two other readings around the same time. Those two psychics told me the very same thing but she told me something very different.”

 
Claude is sweating. Not only is he trying to help me in my career but he is trying to keep up with appointments too. Here this woman is yelling above the crowd that I was the psychic who didn’t go along with two others. Of course, you can see him thinking, if she is going to be talking about my wife, I wish she would be a little quieter with her disemboweling of my wife. I am behind him reading and because I am the psychic I am, I just kept on going with the person in my chair while my poor husband was taking the brunt of what he considered loud criticism, that is, until the woman continued while pointing around the room. Still using that loud voice, she broadcast, “And she was the only one that was right. I will be coming to her from now on.”

 
Bless Claude’s heart, my little marketer, I’m sure he breathed easier and the sweating stopped. 

 
But that is just a story, back to you. What would you like me to discuss in the future?

 
Da Juana

 

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